{"id":1313,"date":"2004-10-21T13:43:44","date_gmt":"2004-10-21T21:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1313"},"modified":"2017-09-29T11:01:43","modified_gmt":"2017-09-29T15:01:43","slug":"1313","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1313","title":{"rendered":"Obsessing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yep. October is a fun month. Tomorrow is Evil’s birthday.<\/p>\n

I have done nothing. I have bought no present, no card. Sure I’ll send him a crappy little free online card. And that will be that.<\/p>\n

A while back I was about getting him gifts. One year for his birthday I got him a stuffed monkey (fucker loves monkeys) and the Criterion edition of “Brazil” on DVD. On top of that he got dinner and I carted his ass all over the place so he didn’t have to drive after celebrating too much. Yep. I am that stupid.<\/p>\n

So, tomorrow it rolls around again. I still have a Barrel of Monkeys necktie and a Barrel on Monkeys<\/strong><\/a> (in red) sitting on my dresser. I was going to give them to him one Christmas and never could bring myself to wrap them. They sit there on my dresser as a reminder. Yep. More stupidness on my part.<\/p>\n

I try not to obsess too much (yeah, don’t laugh) about him now that he is down in Florida. But, the recent visit and innuendo-laden birthday message<\/strong><\/a> have done nothing to calm that side of my feelings. Grrrr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yep. October is a fun month. Tomorrow is Evil’s birthday. I have done nothing. I have bought no present, no card. Sure I’ll send him a crappy little free online card. And that will be that. A while back I was about getting him gifts. One year for his birthday I got him a stuffed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8EnCu-1313","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1313"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5759,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions\/5759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}