{"id":1254,"date":"2004-08-12T09:17:50","date_gmt":"2004-08-12T17:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2004-08-12T09:17:50","modified_gmt":"2004-08-12T17:17:50","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1254","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--109231805042001960-->I woke last night to the sound of my front door being kicked in. I thought my roomie might be up to some mischief again, so I crawled out of bed for a look-see. To my total surprise, my house was being overrun with Russians &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.villainsupply.com\/index1.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>super evil<\/strong><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usd.edu\/honors\/HWB\/hwb_l\/index2.html\"><strong>Communist Russians<\/strong><\/a>. I was held at gunpoint (think &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0087985\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Red Dawn<\/strong><\/a>&#8221; without a lot of hot teenage boys) and forced to redesign my site so that it can be a tool for their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anu.edu.au\/polsci\/marx\/classics\/manifesto.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Communist dogma<\/strong><\/a>. I can only pray that they are pleased and don&#8217;t kill me. Damn. Where&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk\/USAmccarthy.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Joesph McCarthy<\/strong><\/a> when you need him?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke last night to the sound of my front door being kicked in. I thought my roomie might be up to some mischief again, so I crawled out of bed for a look-see. To my total surprise, my house was being overrun with Russians &#8230; super evil Communist Russians. I was held at gunpoint [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8EnCu-","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}