{"id":1248,"date":"2004-08-19T10:42:47","date_gmt":"2004-08-19T18:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1248"},"modified":"2026-05-20T10:13:48","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T14:13:48","slug":"an-unfortunate-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1248","title":{"rendered":"An Unfortunate List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--109292686709702502-->Here&#8217;s a list of some miserable, vile people that I am learning should be avoided at all costs &#8230; especially if you happen to have a large fortune to inherit.<br \/>\n1. The Hook-Handed Man<br \/>\n2. The Long-Nosed Bald Man<br \/>\n3. The Two Powder-Faced Women<br \/>\n4. The Person of Indeterminate Gender<br \/>\n5. Esme Squalor<br \/>\n6. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lemonysnicket.com\/poster.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Count Olaf<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a list of some miserable, vile people that I am learning should be avoided at all costs &#8230; especially if you happen to have a large fortune to inherit. 1. The Hook-Handed Man 2. The Long-Nosed Bald Man 3. The Two Powder-Faced Women 4. The Person of Indeterminate Gender 5. Esme Squalor 6. Count [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-k8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10749,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions\/10749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}