{"id":11675,"date":"2026-08-14T11:03:03","date_gmt":"2026-08-14T15:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=11675"},"modified":"2026-08-14T11:03:03","modified_gmt":"2026-08-14T15:03:03","slug":"max-ed-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=11675","title":{"rendered":"Max-ed Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11670\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?attachment_id=11670\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?fit=1608%2C2000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1608,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.78&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 16 Pro&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1784978002&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.7649998656528&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;160&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Taking it to the MAX.\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Taking it to the MAX. &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?fit=660%2C821&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-11670\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?resize=660%2C821&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"821\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?resize=823%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 823w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?resize=400%2C498&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?resize=768%2C955&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?resize=1235%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1235w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?resize=241%2C300&amp;ssl=1 241w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?w=1608&amp;ssl=1 1608w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theboywonder.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_5261.jpg?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSo &#8230; yeah. 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