{"id":11653,"date":"2026-08-12T16:18:22","date_gmt":"2026-08-12T20:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=11653"},"modified":"2026-08-12T16:20:03","modified_gmt":"2026-08-12T20:20:03","slug":"fucking-shit-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=11653","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Shit Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nWell. Yesterday sucked. Through sheer stupidity, I dropped and damaged my beloved zombie bowl. Franke gave<\/strong><\/a> me this bowl (and a matching plate) back in 2007 for my birthday. I feel so dumb for ruining this thing that’s so precious to me (especially since Franke isn’t here anymore). And, yeah. I got online to see if I could find another one but had no luck. I didn’t think the artist that did this would still be selling them 19 years later, and I was correct. So, I will glue the bowl back together. Then it will get packed away so that I don’t fuck it up any further.<\/p>\n

I know I am probably being a drama queen …\u00a0 but, dammit, I can’t do things right this year. I get a few days of feeling okay about things and then days and days of feeling like shit about everything. And doing stupid stuff like this does not help at all.<\/p>\n

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Well. Yesterday sucked. Through sheer stupidity, I dropped and damaged my beloved zombie bowl. Franke gave me this bowl (and a matching plate) back in 2007 for my birthday. I feel so dumb for ruining this thing that’s so precious to me (especially since Franke isn’t here anymore). And, yeah. I got online to see […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-31X","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11653"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11668,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11653\/revisions\/11668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}