{"id":1145,"date":"2004-06-22T15:12:24","date_gmt":"2004-06-22T23:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2026-05-18T16:09:13","modified_gmt":"2026-05-18T20:09:13","slug":"grrrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1145","title":{"rendered":"Grrrrr!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--108793174815887835-->Well, I think I have figured out what&#8217;s causing my chest pain &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.microsoft.com\/windowsxp\/default.mspx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>stupid, goddamn, fucking Windows<\/strong><\/a>. Bill Gates truly is the Antichrist &#8230; er, wait &#8230; that title belongs to Dubya.<\/p>\n<p>While I beat my works-like-a-charm PC to pieces, distract yourself <a href=\"http:\/\/keepstill.com\/aboutface\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>here<\/strong><\/a>. Mmmmm, cock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I think I have figured out what&#8217;s causing my chest pain &#8230; stupid, goddamn, fucking Windows. Bill Gates truly is the Antichrist &#8230; er, wait &#8230; that title belongs to Dubya. While I beat my works-like-a-charm PC to pieces, distract yourself here. Mmmmm, cock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8EnCu-grrrrr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10608,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions\/10608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}