{"id":1126,"date":"2004-05-04T09:58:43","date_gmt":"2004-05-04T17:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2026-08-31T16:03:23","modified_gmt":"2026-08-31T20:03:23","slug":"an-open-letter-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1126","title":{"rendered":"An Open Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--108367960345106523-->Dear Mr. Motorcycle Driver,<br \/>\nWhen you are parked under the big shed that cover the gas station, please don&#8217;t sit and rev you engine constantly. The sound was so loud that I could feel my eardrum vibrate. Maybe you are wearing earplugs? Maybe the helmet is so padded inside that you can&#8217;t tell just how loud that engine is? Maybe you just don&#8217;t give a shit and feel like you need to overcompensate for your small penis? Regardless &#8230; when we people standing in line to pay up stare at you in disgust, don&#8217;t stare back at us with total contempt.<br \/>\nSincerely,<br \/>\nChas., Fellow Gas Station Customer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr. Motorcycle Driver, When you are parked under the big shed that cover the gas station, please don&#8217;t sit and rev you engine constantly. The sound was so loud that I could feel my eardrum vibrate. Maybe you are wearing earplugs? Maybe the helmet is so padded inside that you can&#8217;t tell just how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-ia","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11741,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions\/11741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}