{"id":1122,"date":"2004-05-05T11:48:12","date_gmt":"2004-05-05T19:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cgm13.net\/wordpress\/?p=1122"},"modified":"2026-09-28T09:54:19","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T13:54:19","slug":"party-of-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/?p=1122","title":{"rendered":"Party of One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--108377227263849121--><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/party_of_one.gif\" \/><br \/>\nGrrr! I had totally forgotten that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodvibes.com\/cgi-bin\/sgdynamo.exe?CODIV=0102&amp;UID=2004050508465587&amp;HTNAME=about\/nmm\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>May is National Masturbation Month<\/strong><\/a>. That works out well as I have already been celebrating. You should celebrate too!<br \/>\n[via <a href=\"http:\/\/thecorky.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>The Corky<\/strong><\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grrr! I had totally forgotten that May is National Masturbation Month. That works out well as I have already been celebrating. You should celebrate too! [via The Corky]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8EnCu-i6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1122"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11962,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions\/11962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theboywonder.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}